Recently, my friend Jenn celebrated her fifth wedding anniversary, which is a nice thing and whatnot. It was a bit mindblowing to me because it seemed like it was about 200 years ago - seriously, after you hit a certain age, time whips by and everything winds up having happened 200 years ago. I mean, for God's sake, I just realized that it was 19 years ago this month that I had my 30 seconds of Z-list fame when I was an Audience of One on "Night After Night with Allan Havey" on Comedy Central.
NINETEEN. What the hell. And I'm going to be 40 in nine months. What the super-hell. ANYWAY. I'm drifting, as I am wont to do, and I kind of sort of have a point to this particular post.
Kind of. And we'll get there...together!